I’ve had three carpal tunnel surgeries, so I dicatate all my writing, emails, texts and have the some of the most outlandish disasters! I kept a log of them and will continue to add as they come along.
Disaster: “Oh my God! I’m going to be an antique!” Should be: ”Oh my God! I’m going to be an auntie!”
And then sometimes moose get made for you that you had no anticipation or expectation about ~ Surprise!
Celia was floored. Overrun by multitude of sin stations from her mouth with taste ~ SMH
When there is a random f**k in your manuscript and you have no idea why it’s there.
Sent a note to Techie Son – I have in important phone call tomorrow.
Should be: Please make sure phones are charged
Disaster: Please make sure pubes are charged
~ Good thing I caught it!
Replying to an email on my phone, part of sentence included ‘Canadians use Kobo’ dictation sub’d with — Canadians use cocaine… ~ Wow.